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I find it that pipedreams are becoming my No1. distraction in life. I need a pipe-dream catcher, maybe in a form of a book(?) |
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"The Pipe Dream Catcher"
Gotcha! |
The Pipe Loot #1 "China"
You will not land a great job in China, because you're barely competent in this country!
<- big ass
<-speed satisfactory
<-not so much... |
The Pipe Loot #2 Student Santa
You will not go easy on the brats because you're sorry for them!!
F:(
OW! |
The Pipe Loot #3 An Academic Career
You will not succeed in academia, because...
.. deep deep* down, you're a woman of AcTioN
*very deep |
The Pipe Loot#4 Ladyness
You will never be a lady of STYLE...
... because that life doesn't stand well in your personal convictions |
The Pipe Loot #5 Retirement Plan
You will never retire to a spiffy old-folks home because
NOOT HAPENIN->
...you'll only be appreciated when you die |
The Pipe Loot #6 Jett-Setting
DIZZY... GODAMMIT...
You will never travel around the world because...
damn tickets are so expensive! |
The Pipe Loot #7 Rapping Fame
You will never become a gangsta* rappa!
...
ever
...
*not even a fake gangsta
-YO-MO-MOTHA-FOO-IN DA-HOO
Yo Girl, Yo English Aint So Good!!
Mo' Rhyme Nex' Time! |
The Pipe Loot #8 Legal Software
You will never own expensive computer programs...
TV is more about your league |
The Pipe Loot #9 Winning Lottery
You will never win a lottery... |
The Pipe Loot #10 Eating Healthy
You will never really eat healthy...
(because good ingredients are hard to come by) |
